My Birthday Surprise: (Humorous)
“10 Keys to Success" in a fun and mocking way, and eleven mysterious doors. Each door represents an achievement. Great humour, super adult gift!
“John’s second key to success was: “Look your best” John maintained his “great” appearance by following a strict exercise programme. For example, his favourite activity was jogging to the refrigerator. Unfortunately, looking “great” was difficult after 55 birthday celebrations. In fact, lighting the candles on John’s birthday cake was considered a Fire Hazard.”
My Fishing Adventure: (Humorous)
A daydream adventure, enter into a fishing completion.
“Being a real dozer, Johnny began to dose off. Then he started to dream that he had become Braaivleis Bear. This was the most exciting dream he had ever had. His fishing pal Sydney was also transformed into a bear. Now to most of us, being transformed into a bear would be a cause for concern. But Johnny was excited about it. After all, just like him, bears enjoy eating fish, but unlike him, they at least catch the fish!”
My Golf Adventure: (Humorous)
A Humorous version of the game of golf played “his” way.
“Every golfer dreams about a perfect round of golf. This is a game where every drive is down the middle of the fairway, every green in its regulation, and every putt is knocked into the centre of the cup. Some golfers even aspire to the ultimate accomplishment –shooting one’s age. Mike has no trouble shooting 44. The problem is, he does it on the first few holes.” Think of golf the same way you think about bowling; the higher the score, the better.”
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